Climate founders:
Want more buyers?
Try a ghost roast!
Stop wasting time and money with a landing page that's scaring leads away.A ghost roast will show you what's wrong AND how to fix it so you can turn more browsers into buyers and level up your impact -- fast.
What's a ghost roast?
A private, 15-minute video audit PACKED with actionable tips to level up your landing page conversion.(whether you're trying to grow your list, increase revenue, impress investors or boost your planetary impact)You'll get it in 48 hours... or less.If you follow my advice and conversions don't increase (unlikely) - I'll refund you or work with you until they do.Why the spooky 👻?
I'm a ghostwriter!(Only for climate folks though)🔥 I roast: climate-related SaaS, service, course, newsletter, e-com, LinkedIn, and lead magnet pages
Who should get roasted?
😤 Pouring endless time and energy into LinkedIn content, but struggling to add the right people to your list?😖 Know you've got an important, climate-related offer, but people don't understand what you're selling?😵 Sick of spending money on ads and only getting window-shoppers?If your leads are ghostin', your page needs a roastin'.Stop leaving income and impact on the table!The future needs us at our best today.A (friendly) ghost roast will give you constructive feedback to accelerate your climate business -- fast.
Are you ready for this?
Learn what's holding back your impact. A private video audit will show you what you're missing (and how to stop it from sabotaging you)Upgrades that convert. Reveal clear, easy upgrades to level up your offer, positioning, design, copy, opt-ins, CTAs, etc.Stop losing new customers. You'll get my analysis in under 48 hours so you can take action right away.More bang for your marketing buck. Feel confident that you're not pouring into a leaky bucket with your content, ads, outreach or referrals.Full refund, guaranteed. If your conversions don't increase, I'll refund you or work with you until they do.
People who've worked with me say:
Ghost roast protocol (how it works)
Book a ghost roast. I'll ask for your URL plus a few quick questions to understand your goals and ideal buyers.
I'll haunt your landing page to find what you're missing. I'll audit, analyze and report back within 48 hours with tactical advice to boost conversions.
Publish your new page and measure the magic. Make the changes and track the impact.
Keep getting better. Look for leaks and bottlenecks elsewhere in your funnel. But don't let this process spook you -- you can always ask this friendly ghost for help!
I'm Aladdin 👋
Winnipeg-based digital marketer & business strategist for climate leaders
Ex-Greenpeace (5 years)
👻writer, co-writer & consultant to climate founders, consultants, academics, policy & risk experts
Former corporate & biz lawyer
Past Board Chair of Impact Zero (a circular economy NFP with a kick-ass accelerator program)
Founding board director, Lawyers for Climate Justice
GARP SCR & FSA Credentials. MA Global Governance.
20+ years climate-related XP.
Got questions?
Why landing page audits? Honestly, I think they're fun. Plus, little changes can make a BIG difference. Lots of people have leaks and bottlenecks costing them conversions. All of your content & other marketing drives people to your landing page, so the more optimized it is, the more impact your marketing will have.
Will my conversions really increase? Do GHGs heat the atmosphere? If conversions don't go up, I'll give you your money back (or work with you until they do).
Why a short video? You're busy. You could pay thousands of dollars for fancy "landing page consulting" that takes days (or weeks). But I'd rather get you the most important insights fast, so you can take action on the biggest opportunities right away.
What will this cost me? What are your bottlenecks and leaks costing you now? And how long will you wait to fix them? I plan to charge at least $350 for this service, but I'm offering it for just $97 for now for a small number of clients. For most businesses, just one new customer converting through their landing page will more than cover that. Remember, if you're scaring away leads (or confusing them), that's expensive. Let's make sure it feels safe, easy and exciting for them to buy.
I haven't launched my landing page yet... Great! That means you can patch holes before you launch. If you don't have a URL yet, you can share concepts, mockups, design files, etc after you've booked the ghost roast. Let me know whatever you need on the intake form.
This is private, right? Of course. I'll send you a personal link to view and download your ghost roast. I won't share it elsewhere unless you explicitly tell me to.
Can you look at my e-commerce, newsletter, B2C sales, lead magnet page, LinkedIn profile, etc? You dream it, I'll roast it. Happy to haunt and help with any type of landing page.
What about foreign languages? I studied French, Spanish and Italian in university, and I've dabbled in a few other languages since (Italian, Ukrainian, Japanese). Google Translate also comes in handy to help me understand core messages & ideas. So -- happy to help (I'll provide feedback in English).
Do you help with pitch decks, speeches, thought leadership articles, reports, white papers, LinkedIn content, etc? Yep! Love this. DM me on LinkedIn and I can send you the details.
Can you build or write the copy for my landing page, email course or newsletter? Sure can! DM me on LinkedIn to learn more.
There's no time to waste
A leaky landing page wastes time, loses money and delays your impact. But what if you knew exactly what to do to level up... in just 48 hours from now (or less)? Your landing page should be working 24/7 to turn browsers into buyers on autopilot. That's how you'll scale your solution and build the future we need.
Book a ghost roast for just $350 $97!
I plan to raise my rates soon, but for a limited time you can book a roast for just $97.Book now before everyone wants one and I have to raise the price!
100% money-back guarantee if you don't get a scary amount of value.
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